Woo! Sale!

Okie, so I've decided I haven't run a big whoop whoop kind of sale in a while....nows a good a time as any, so pass this on:

The first 10 9* people who respond to this post through my email, will receive a custom or any one of my Premade designs for half price. You could be getting a design for as low as $25! All ya gotta do is email me and let me know you saw my post, and after we get through all the paperwork (payment, premade selection, etc) you'll be added to my schedule and we all know that's where the magic happens. Really.

So, c'mon, email me people. These sales don't happen every day.

*I'm filling up fast, so if you want to take advantage of this deal, email soon!

Most Effed Up Band Names: The Alan Parsons Project

We haven't done one of these in awhile...I got nuttin better to write about so you get Alan Parsons. Deal? Deal.

I don't have any goddamn clue why a guy would choose to name his band The Alan Parsons Project. Maybe he was in cahoots with all the other "project personnel" and really wanted to make this whole "music" thing "pop". Who cares. It's a stupid name.

Tons of bands have named themselves after a member of the band. Dave Matthews. Ben Folds. Tony Orlando & Dawn. Ok, that one is stretching it a bit...but really, where would Dawn be without Tony? You see my point. It's an ego thing...you kind of have to have an ego the size of Della Reese's ass to be in a band anyway, so it all goes hand in hand. But it's almost a slackass thing to do. Hmmmm, what should we call ourselves? Ok, everyone put their name in a hat...we'll draw straws, the guy with the biggest wank wins! Alan, that's you, big guy! But why the "project" part. It sounds like something you'd do in AP chemistry class in high school. All the band geeks would stand around the little bunson burners ooooohing and aaaaaahing while Professor McDildo built an Alan Parsons from bleach and hair gel.

They should have called themselves the "We're Never Getting Laid With This Name Project"

And Eye In The Sky?....that song is the musical equivalent of a cactus enema.

That will be all.

Oops

I forgot I have a blog again.

My bad.

I promise to post again...starting tomorrow.

March was a Jenga game of shit with a few pieces missing.

That paints a nice visual, no?

Until tomorrow, ladies and germs.

Things I've Learned This Week

So, this week I learned that when I'm waiting for a very important phone call from my doctor and it takes more than about, ohhhhhh let's say an hour, I will start to pace, and carry my phone around with me everywhere, even the bathroom, and I will get really really super nervous, to the point that I give myself headaches and get sick to my stomach (and forget how to spell nasuea, naseua, nasea, eh screw it) and call her incessantly until she finally tells me that she is going to travel the 2000 miles and poison my IV, if I don't shut up.

Don't hate because you don't have a real best good friend like mine.

Get yer own.

Make A Band

This is one of the grooviest meme's I've seen in a looooooooooooong time. Here's the deal:

1. Click Here
The first article title is the name of your band.

2. Click Here
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. Click Here
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

My bands name is Narleski and my album title is Comfort, Use & Protection. I dig it.



What is it with me and all the meme's and quizes lately? Can you tell I'm just trying to find things to keep my mind busy...huge things are happening this week, but I'm not at liberty to discuss. No, really.