Mom's At It Again

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Things I've Learned This Week

So, this week I learned that when I'm waiting for a very important phone call from my doctor and it takes more than about, ohhhhhh let's say an hour, I will start to pace, and carry my phone around with me everywhere, even the bathroom, and I will get really really super nervous, to the point that I give myself headaches and get sick to my stomach (and forget how to spell nasuea, naseua, nasea, eh screw it) and call her incessantly until she finally tells me that she is going to travel the 2000 miles and poison my IV, if I don't shut up.

Don't hate because you don't have a real best good friend like mine.

Get yer own.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Make A Band

This is one of the grooviest meme's I've seen in a looooooooooooong time. Here's the deal:

1. Click Here
The first article title is the name of your band.

2. Click Here
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. Click Here
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

My bands name is Narleski and my album title is Comfort, Use & Protection. I dig it.

What is it with me and all the meme's and quizes lately? Can you tell I'm just trying to find things to keep my mind busy...huge things are happening this week, but I'm not at liberty to discuss. No, really.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I Got Nuttin

I have absolutely nothing to blog about today. Nadda. But I'm bored outta my mind, so I'm doing this book meme thing that has been around for years. I saw it again today at Miss Dawn's blog (who has an awesome design btw...wink wink nudge nudge). Ok anyway here's the deal if you don't know:

1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages)
2. Open book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag people n stuff.

Ok, so this is the book I'm reading right now:

"But when Debra looked there later there was no key. Debra said, "I assumed he was going partying, he was all dressed up, I was yuppie casual. He was dressed to kill."

That is not one of the most interesting passages from the book...being that I only read true crime, you'd think I could have gotten something a little exciting. Actually there isn't much about this book that is interesting. This author is awful. I would so not recommend this book to people. It's like the literary equivalent of a stroke. But I'm only about 30 pages from being done, and I'm kind of anal about my books. I can't just stop reading one once I start. That's what I get for trying a new, unknown author. I can't wait to crack open one of my Ann Rule books next. I need to cleanse my palate after this piece of tripe.

Even this post bores me.

Monday, February 18, 2008

The Beat Boys

I saw this on one of the music message board thingies that I read every now and then...Shut it. We already know I'm a geek. Anyway...this makes me giggle like a school girl.

"One of the covers I really liked was Uncle Cracker's cover of Joe Cocker's Drift Away.

Give me the beat boys that frees my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock and roll
And drift away......"

Who knew that Joe Cocker did Drift Away, silly me for thinking it was Dobie Gray...and the lyrics? All this time I thought they were saying "Give Me The BEACH BOYS and FREE MY SOUL"....turns out they were talking about The Beat Boys. Probably a lesser known group from Jersey.

Morons are funny.


Friday, February 15, 2008


I'm feeling zesty today. I told my girls that and they told me that only pickles were zesty. So, whatever, I'm like a pickle. I'm having a great hair's porn hair. All smooth and shiny. And my jeans are fitting wedgies. My shirt doesn't have any stains on it (yet), I even put on some lip gloss. The sun is shining, Pink Floyd is on the media player, and I've got all of my work caught up which means the weekend is all mine. Oh yes...zesty I am.

I would totally take a picture of my zesty self to share with ya'll if my camera had any batteries in it.

Yes, I just ya'll'd.

Shut up.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Aint This The Truth?

I'm bored...Photobucket is down today, which means I'm at a standstill with work, and that means we do stupid online quizes.

Your Birthdate: August 20

You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.

Your strength: Your warm heart

Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions

Your power color: Black

Your power symbol: Musical note

Your power month: February
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Well that was fun....Being that this is my power month and all, I'm off to use my super power. The ability to put the dishes in the dishwasher while simultaneously keeping the dog from humping my leg. Who wants to see through walls anyway?

Now playing: Madonna - Jimmy Jimmy
via FoxyTunes

Saturday, February 2, 2008

She's F*cking Matt Damon

Dude. Sarah Silverman has always been on my short list of comedians who can make me do that ugly laugh...yanno the one where you snort, and double over and have to cross your legs for fear that you will leave a puddle...yeah that laugh. She's a genius. She's been dating Jimmy Kimmel forever, and I love his when I saw this on Jimmy Kimmel Live's birthday show the other night...Seriously people. I laughed myself ugly.