I Warned You

Remember back here, when I threatened you that if it didn't liven up around here I was gonna pull out the Right Stuff.



Maybe now you people will believe me. There are crickets up in this joint. Tumbleweeds. Lindsay Loweight's career.

Next time you won't be so lucky, next time I'm pulling out the Flock Of Seagulls. And then where will you be?

You'll be stuck wearing legwarmers and doing the cabbage patch.

So the question you need to ask yourself is: Do I want to be stuck wearing legwarmers and doing the cabbage patch to Flock Of Seagulls or do I want to comment and assure Mia that she is as awesome as she thinks she is, even if I don't mean it, even if it's just to fill her comment box, even if I really think she is a paranoid megatwat who immediately panics and thinks she broke her blog if there isn't a comment in six days...even if all that.

And the answer is no. Always no.

I mean yes.

Please? I have candy.

Did I break this thing?