Mom's At It Again

Friday, August 17, 2007

Blogger Beta Can Parse My Ass

After about 36 straight hours of coding my brain feels like lime jello. Ugh. I'm starting to write xml that looks like this:

{ variable name="fuckall"
description="suck it hard"
type="vomit"
default="#crap"
value="#dick" }

And if it wasn't for her calling me right now to remind me not to freak out over a stupid dumb shitty piece of flaming guano that is Blogger today...well I may have chucked this fuckbox out the window. I heart her. Hard.

And now...we meme. Thankya Ragdoll for giving me something that isn't code.

1. Your real name?

Mia. Really.

2.Your GaNgStA Name: (first 4 letters of real namE)
There aren't four letters in my blog name or my "real" name. Ummmmm Mia?

3. YOUR SPY NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Green Seal.....fear me.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (ur middle name and street u live on)
Michele Arrowhead. I would so fit right in Genoa City...or Salem...or some soapy place.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Grami....Grami? That isn't very intimidating. I must have come from Tatooine.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Blue Diet Coke...Lamey Lamington.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Iamlvdn. Oh, what the fuck is that? Even the middle east uses vowels.

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names)

Ann David. That's a good one. Can't get much more blah than that.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Gizmo. Bwahahahahaha.

10. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your first pet & the name of the street you grew up on)
Roni Johns....I still say I have the BEST porn name eva! You are no competition for that one.

And now...I'm going to sleep, before I pass out on this desk.

2 Comments:

At August 18, 2007 at 7:29 PM , Blogger Franci said...

love the new layout! my yahoo name has been Circe Golightly for years, heeee!

 
At August 19, 2007 at 7:47 AM , Blogger Janet said...

Wait, so that means my gangsta name would be...Jane? How lame!

Thanks for participating and giving suggestions for new blogs this week. I have to check them out, and add this link as well. I don't even know if I ever deleted the old one since you switched on me!

 

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