Women Are Like Apples...

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men either don't see the good ones or don't want to reach for them because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. It takes a few bad apples before the men realize that the climb is INDEED worth it. When the brave gets to the top of the tree and finally scores one of the top apples they are indeed...amazing.

Now men, on the other hand... are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and its up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

What? I'm just sayin....

Michael McDonald - I Keep Forgettin