Mom's At It Again

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Dear Rihanna,

You suck.

Like, Alot.

They apparently like you whole bunches out here in the sticks, cuz I can't get away from you. Every damn radio station, every other effin minute. Who knew that hicks wanted to stand under your Umbrella.

Please go away. I hear Barbados is very nice this time of year.

With bleeding ears,
Princess Me

You spelled your name wrong.

Beyonce wants her act back.

You smell funny.

Ram Jam - Black Betty


At July 26, 2007 at 1:40 PM , Blogger Ro - said...

*Singing* 'Hey Mr. DJ pon de replay...' - love that song!

Oh speaking of Beyonce, dude did you see her fall on her ass during a recent concert? It was on the news at noon, I was laughing my ass off.

At July 26, 2007 at 2:41 PM , Blogger Mia said...

I thought that was Kelly Rowland...she was in my US magazine lol Crackish much?

At July 26, 2007 at 3:47 PM , Blogger Ro - said...

No, no, no Beyonce fell down some steps at her concert this week. It was on the news earlier, lol.


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