Dear Self,

Please refrain from watching movies such as The Exorcist, on Halloween, and with all the lights out, prior to bed time. It's not that we don't enjoy being scared now and then, it puts us in that hyper-awake state, and we don't mind it. Really.

That being said...WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING?! The Exorcist?! Dumbass. Everytime the dog snorted last night, we thought the big scary ghost face was coming for us. We were certain we were going to end up in a big pile of sacrilegious goo at the foot of the bed.

Seriously. Green Pee Soup Vomit, levitation, spinning heads....and Mercedes McCambridge's voice....shudder. She must have been gargling with Vodka and gravel. Just consider yourself warned...do that shit again and we will stage a coup and you'll find yourself having an overwhelming compulsion to learn the lyrics to every single Enya song...including that shit she did with Clanad. Yeah, we're serious.

Thank You,
Your Self

P.S.
Sleeping with the light on in the hallway ain't gonna save your ass if the cloven hooved one decides to suck your soul out with a straw. Dick For Brains.

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