Mom's At It Again

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers."

Guess what I learned today. I learned that rabbits love love love to poop! They really do. Cuz pooping is what rabbits do best. I bet you thought it was being cute and wiggling their little noses and hopity hopping around, didn't you? Well it's not...It's pooping! I have been cleaning my house from top to bottom today, and I'm finding rabbit crap in the strangest of places....behind the couch, under the sink, in my closet, in the shower (which I just cleaned yesterday)...and the oddest place of them all, the fireplace! What the hell was the rabbit doing in the damn fireplace?? Maybe he watched that Looney Tunes where Brunhilda the Witch tries to cook Bugs over an open flame...Bunny Science, I guess.
Anyway, yeah so, bunnies poop alot....and I'm not feeding him anymore. At least not until he wiggles his cute little nose at me again.

Listening To: Silk - Freak Me


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