Chips, Dips, Dorks and Irocs

OK people...pray for me. I'm going outta town for three days with Mr. Zed to a gathering of Camaro owners up in Fuckit, Washington...Three days. With Irocs. NO INTERNET!!!! Oh just kill me now. If I come back with a mullet and wearing a Def Leppard shirt, you'll know they have assimilated me and I'm now part of the Camaro Borg. Oh shitwads it's happening already...Star Trek references....*dies*