So, I'm just sitting here talking to
her in Yahoo and balancing my checkbook...the doorbell rings. I hop out of the chair and run through the entire house to get to the door with my foot entirely asleep. And while doing so, I managed to run into the wall and shove a ballpoint pen into my leg producing blood.. Thus causing me to use a string of very colorful obscenities including the word "Pig-Fucker"
very loudly, while I limped my ass to the door to come face to face with two mormons who quickly decided I was Satan reincarnate, handed me a pamphlet on how to find my salvation and ran to their bikes.
So that's how you do it!

Dr. Hook - Cover Of The Rolling Stone
GENIUS!
ReplyDeleteI am just bursting with pride to have been apart of this monumental moment.
ReplyDeletePsssssst! Dont fear the reaper.
Space - Who knew it was that easy!
ReplyDeleteRo - The moment wouldn't have been the same without you. And omg dude, the lasers lol